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The War Machine story deepens. According to first hand report from Luke is Back, Jon Koppenhaver pretty much just lost his mind at Brooke Haven’s 30th birthday party in Porn Valley. WM’s girlfriend Alanah Rae has attempted to squash the rumor that she was his first victim, which also sent Alec Knight to the hospital and broke someone else’s nose.
Here’s a pic of Knight, who appears to be no worse for wear.
The police are now looking for Koppenhaver, who is considered “armed and dangerous”. I really thought that was a movie cliche. Here’s a press release I found at the inimitable Watch Kalib Run.
According to Metro, 28-year-old Jonathan Koppenhaver got into a violent fight with his girlfriend and attempted to strangle her.
He also has a record that includes obstructing a police officer and possession of a stolen firearm.
Koppenhaver is a white adult male standing 5’11″ tall and weighing 185 pounds with brown hair and brown eyes.
His last known address was in the 5000 block of West Hacienda in Las Vegas.
Koppenhaver goes by the names “War Machine” and “War Hammer,” and also has a very distinctive hand grenade tattoo on the left side of the neck
Metro says Koppenhaver should be considered armed and dangerous. Anyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers at 385-5555.
As a point of order, Koppenhaver did legally change his name to War Machine a couple years ago. But I guess its hard to take someone seriously when they’re named after Iron Man‘s sidekick.
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